blunt cunt


This poem is a collaboration with poetess Aleksina Tetiana. You may know her better as Unbolt.

You can’t wear a shirt
with the words ‘Bad Girl’ in bold
and a Prada bag
hanging off your bangled arm
and bling-bling knuckled fingers.

   I can list the stuff
   inside your brand-name feedbag
   with closed eyes. Firstly.
   Coelho. A paperback.
   (You adore vanilla quotes.)

Audio Chopra–
there's only one way a girl
like you navigates
that upwardly mobile maze.
This said with no irony.

   A piece of paper.
   A worn cinema ticket
   to the world premiere
   of 'The Devil Wears Prada'.
   Why? It's your holy scripture.

Valium six pills.
You think life's a tv show
with a mean laugh track.
Anxious you swallow one, two.
Don't doubt it's anything else.

   Pink lip gloss, of course,
   because your overworked lips
   should shine on selfies...
   And please, wipe that dry white spot
   at the corner of your mouth!

A pack of wet wipes
to soak up cum on your back.
You're careful like that.
You're not loose, you lie to him.
Bitch knows how to make a man.

   Should I continue?
   I know you from the ground up.
   Your current ringtone.
   Your preferred brand of tampons.
   You're an open book for me...

   ...and I hate you, slut!
   At the clearance sale you grabbed
   from under my nose
   the LAST cut-price Prada bag
   and MY SIZE of the pink shirt!

© unbolt & listentothebabe

*This poem is sponsored by Prada.
Image by Vahram Muratyan

About listentothebabe

writing is the teeth that gnaw on my bones.


  1. Brilliant. The twist at the end… now I didn’t see that coming! (Looking forward to our collaboration!)

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  4. I’m glad you chose “Blunt Cunt” for the title.

    Because the idea of a razor-sharp cunt is too scary…

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  5. B

    That was awesome 🙂

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